The Originals

The Suit of Clubs suits this Cutie! She often cuts the deck with a hefty piece of timber --usually about 4 inches above the hairline! She's got a kiss for every Jack and Joker, and her favorite game of cards is called fireplace-poker!

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The Queen of Diamonds

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The Queen of Spades

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The Queen of Hearts

Care to ante-up, Ace? This Toothsome Terror is always up for a game of Hearts --or any other organ you'd care to wager! Just don't try to welch on the bet, or you may find the cards stacked against you, and Our Little Darling playing 'Go Fish' in your skull!

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The Patriot

This patriotic little brain-eater loves a man in uniform. When she's not scouring the battlefields and memorial cemeteries for tasty treats, she enjoys taking part in the B52 Mile-High Club. She is deadicated to serving not only her country, but also her fellow man . . . on a plate! Her gaze is mesmerizing and her touch . . . explosive!

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The Bride

Always a bridesmaid no more! This sweetie swore she'd marry before she died, and dang if she didn't almost make it! She took her hubby's vows to "heart" --and beyond! Our bride may not have the blood to blush, but she knows "til death do us part" is just plain short-sighted! Something old, something new, something borrowed (your brain?) and flesh of blue!

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The Bunny

Say Big Spender, Hippity-Hop this way! Fancy yourself a playboy? Well, you won't need a mansion to keep this bunny frisky! Our Haughty Hare has made hair-raising a hobby! ...and scalp-raising, and skull-raising, too! Don't worry, Swinger, you'll get lucky! This Ravenous Rabbit has not one, but two rabbit's feet! Don't believe it? She'll pop one off and give you a closer look!

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The CanCan Girl

Ooh la la There's is not enough Moulin Rouge in Paris to rosy up the cheeks of our Can can zombie gal, but she still knows how to tantalize--and tenderize-- any dapper gent! When she dances the can-can, she loves to show off a little flesh-- and sometimes she even eats little! But don't get fresh boys.. In fact, the only thing fresh about our gal is the tasty brain-au-vin hidden in her bustle! One-turn-Two-turn-KICK-turn-Three turn! Oops! Was that a foot? Oh well, she knows where she can find another!

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The Cheerleader

Gimme a Z! Gimme an O! Gimme an M! Gimme a B... B... BRAAAAAINS! goooOOO BRAINS!

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The Cop

Stop! In the Name of Love! Our Zombie Cop just adores taking a bite out of crime... and criminals! She's a duly-deputized officer of Love, and a Sworn Protector of the "Piece". But don't think this Decomposed Dreamboat is all work and no play. Take her to a midnight screening of "Red Asphalt", and the only ticket you'll be getting is a ticket to ride! You'd better be quick with those cuffs, though, 'cuz she thinks Protect and Serve refers to your big, juicy perpetrator brain!

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The Cowgirl

All you cowboys and cowgirls -- keep your eyes open and your ears peeled for our little Cowgirl Zombie. She is quite the roamer of the plains, searching for freshly harvested, blood-filled brains! She thrives on rough and tumble antics where she can get and give a little skin -- particularly with the rugged, musky, outdoor types. She is always first in line to ride 'em hard and put 'em away brainless and all wet with bile and pus. Give her the gift of your blue-ribbon, prize-winning 4-H bunnies or lambs. They're just perfect for her afternoon snack!

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The Kitty

She's the purrrrfect Zombie Pinup. Meet the ferocious feline Kitty Zombie. She can't wait to get her claws into you. Out of lives, sure-footed and sleek, she uses her feline wiles to cleverly stalk her prey. Always playful, she delights in a game cat and mouse. Don't be fooled by acts of affection -- she loves to gently rub against your legs and begs to be petted. But once she's within reach and your guard is down, she pounces on your unprotected brain!

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Miss Undead

Who says a cocktail of stimulants, anorexia, weight-loss products and starvation can't win you a beauty pageant?

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The Pirate

Shiver me timbers, Matey! This Buxom Buccaneer knows how to make a Roger Jolly! --but take care, Long John, for the price is dear! This Salty Sweetheart sails the Seven Seas, slavering for that succulant scarlet treasure buried between your ears! 'X' marks the spot, Me Bucko, and she'll do the marking herself --with her shiny bright cutlass! So keep your hat on tight, Laddy, and look out for squalls!

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The Princess

Brains are a girl's best friend!

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The Sailor

Anchors Aweigh! Too bad the last time this Sexy Sailor heard that romantic cry, the chain was looped around her shapely leg! Still, a quick dip in the briney deep did wonders for her appetite, and now Our Naughty Nautical finds she just can't get enough of you juicy, juicy landlubbers! Mind your p's and q's when she makes port, or you may find your body shanghai'd, and your brain on the captain's china!

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The Schoolgirl

Caught without a hall pass and late for class, the Zombie Schoolgirl is the deadliest girl at Sacred Heart High. Bio class will never be the same when she starts dissecting her lab partner's brain! Frogs will be spared to the teacher's dismay, as her delicate classmates are flayed. With graduation around the corner, she anxiously awaits enrolling at the University. People with the biggest egos tend to have the juiciest brains -- and that always wins her affection. In college, she will have her pick of MBAs, Phds and future Silicon Valley Techies. Frat boys beware, because there are certain times when a girl wants a tasty but less-filling treat, too! Let the Zombie Schoolgirl drape her oozing, malodorous flesh all over your implements and instruments, budgets and business plans... She just loves picking a future scientist's or budding inventor's brain!!! Don't be deceived by her innocence and enthusiastic school spirit. One glance at her infectious smile and we're sure you'll want to pass her a love note in class.

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The Waitress

What's Cookin', Good Lookin'? She's got a spot for you in her section! This Decayed Dish hopes you like the Blue Plate Special, 'cuz Sugar, you are it! From hopitality to hospital, she's back from the grave and ready to serve you... preferably tar-tar! Slip into a booth or drop by the counter, Our girl's always ready with a hot cup'a Joe (or Steve, or Billy, or Ed...) Just be careful: if she asks for a tip, you may want to count your fingers after!

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Fenny